Funny Birthday Wishes, SMS, Quotes & Messages Collection – You Can’t Stop Your Laughing

101. Remembering all the nonsense stuffs done throughout the year, I’m lucky that you’re still alive to celebrate another year of being reckless. But this is what you do to yourself, so my friends, never leave stupid things with me. Happy Birthday!

102. It does not matter how much good food we have eaten in recent years. Nobody has approached your kitchen. So, when you turn these candles off, give everyone a favor and wish to become a chef. Happy Birthday, dear friend!!

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103. Tonight, we will celebrate the birth of the oldest of old! Antiques in the next line of the store! The person who is now a year close to arthritis! No… Joking, you still have a lot of juice left and you will continue on having it for many more years. Happy Birthday, dear!

104. I know you can’t see the garnishes of your birthday cake since it’s altogether shrouded in candles and the way that maturity has diminished your vision yet celebrate your special day! At least retirement is just coming soon! Happy birthday to you antique!

105. I made a special cake for your birthday. But, I cannot keep candles in it. If I do the place, then I’ll have to call the fire department immediately to put out this huge fire station. I liked being young, but with each birthday you’re getting old. Do not worry, just relax. Make your birthday special. Happy Birthday!!!

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106. This SMS is free of excess fat, cholesterol, and additives. It is completely organic, but it is full of sugar. This SMS is sweet as the person who reads it. Do you remember that happy, ridiculous and colorful day of our childhood? When I remember those memories, it always looks great. Happy Birthday!

107. Do not be sad because you get to have a year. Keep your chin You know what I mean. These funny big wishes are just for you. On your birthday, do not count the candles on your face or wrinkles on your face. You’ll be surprised. Just be happy that you are not up to the count. Happy Birthday!

108. Friends have never been more terrible! Even when you eat everything on the table, you are still a great person. We still love you! Happy Birthday! For your birthday, I wanted to give him something that is both very good and attractive, but then I remembered that you already have in your life. It’s me, my friend!!!

109. You see, you should not be ashamed of being old, not only do you always want to be like the intelligent man, but all the old things like you are very important too! My sweet companion, I know you’ll adore the present I purchased this evening, yet knowing your sugar cravings, you’ll most likely be excessively busy appreciating your face with your birthday.Happy Birthday!

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110. There are many years that I can remember for those history classes in my schools. But the bad news is that I do not remember your birth date because you were not in our course. I’m joking. Wishing you happy birthday. I did not bring any cake for you. Because I know you like this bottle of champagne more.

111. Happy birthday, my great friend. I wish you a long life, and I am sure that you will love the gift. I wish may all your dreams come true. The day you start buying anti-aging creams, you can stop the longevity of life because old age is the only way to live a long life!

112. Happy birthday, dear friend. Friends who are with is in need is the true friend who is needed in our deed; I want your car to be mine. Can you really give it as a mark of being a friend indeed? Do not worry about the growth of wrinkles, you should be grateful for your blessings.

113. It is said that all scars heal with time. Therefore, when you get older, you expect your marks (emotional and otherwise) to be healed … But, that does not include wrinkles anyway. In fact, wrinkles get worse with aging. Happy birthday, dear friend.

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114. There is such a thing that can definitely make you survive for a long time and enjoy a long life, and that is aging. So, do not fear of age, this is the best prescription for a long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend!!!

115. Do not ask what you want as a birthday gift, dear friends. As you are obsessed with chocolate, I have invited the chocolate company to your birthday, so you can do it as much as possible. My best birthday wishes to my best friend.

116. My sweet girl, I thought it was the best gift for you on this special day and only one thing can go through my mind: hit 25 hot kisses on your tender cheeks. But it will only happen when your cheeks do not burn! Happy birthday to my special girl.

117. Dear, you are old, you become intelligent. As for accelerating your age, so that you can become the most intelligent person on earth. Best wishes on your birthday I live every day for you because I actually live for food. Please, are you available for my next meal?

118. Dear, as you celebrate your birthday today, forget about the ugly past because it is past, and presently you focus it because it is here with you. Therefore, do not expect another ‘gift’, it is already with you! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.

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119. My sweet cutie pie, I only have one request for your birthday: can I see you all day instead of watching movies? This will definitely make me happy on your birthday. Happy birthday to my beautiful babe. I do not want to give you flowers as a birthday present because they will dry up. There is a special gift from me that will definitely not end: my intense love for you!! Wishing you Happy Birthday!!!

120. I started rhyming the letters and i wrote it in a paper and discovered that I remember ‘U’. Then, suddenly I realized that this letter was not what I missed, but you, my dear friend. Happy Birthday! Have a great celebration!!

121. Happy birthday to my dear friend. A companion in need is a companion indeed; Actually, I am in need your car, to have it as mine, would you be able to offer it to me as a characteristic of being a companion in reality?

122. Happy birthday, my extraordinary friend. I wish you long life, and I’m certain you a love that wish. But, let me warn you; the day you begin purchasing anti-aging cream, you may intercept the long-life wish, because aging is the best way to live on with a long life!

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123. Happy 45th birthday celebration, old buddy. Try not to stress over the expanding wrinkles, you ought to rather be thankful for your blessings. It is said that time recuperates all scars. So, as you get older, expect your scars to be restored. Happy birthday, dear companion.

124. One thing that can make you live long and appreciate long life, and that is maturing. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best solution for long life! Happy birthday to a magnificent companion.

125. Unnecessary to ask what you require as a birthday present, dear companion. Since you are fixated on chocolate, I’ve invited the chocolate company to your birthday, with the goal that you can have over-dose of it. Best birthday wishes to a dazzling companion.

126. Happy birthday, my dear companion. I appreciate for you consistently as I would long for sustenance. If it’s not too much trouble would you say you are accessible for my next meal?

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127. My sweet young lady, I thought of the best present for you on this special day and just a single thing could enter my thoughts – to paste 25 hot kisses on your delicate cheeks but, that’s only if your cheeks won’t be on flames! Happy birthday to my exceptional young lady.

128. Dear sweet companion, my special wish on your birthday is that you will live long. Well, that may likewise mean having long wrinkles on your face. How about that?

129. Sweetheart, the older you are, the more astute you move toward becoming. What about speeding up your age, with the goal that you can turn into the most astute individual on earth? All the best on your birthday.

130. My dear, as you celebrate your birthday today, forget the terrible past in light of the fact that it is past, and center around the present since it’s here with you. So, don’t expect some other ‘present’, it’s already here with you! wishing you Happy birthday to a great companion.

131. My sweet pie, I have only one request on your birthday – would i be able to watch all of you day rather than us heading out to see the films? That will without a doubt make me glad on your birthday. Happy birthday to my delightful darling.

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132. My sweetheart, I would prefer not to give you a flower as a birthday present since it will wither. There’s a special present from me that will definitely not wilt – my undying love for you! Sweet wishes on your birthday.

133. Dear, do you need a GETAWAY birthday present? Oh, I’m not requesting that you GET Away from me, you will remain my dearest companion forever! I just mean a time alone with you, far from everyone else. Happy birthday, dearest companion.

134. Sweet companion, the more established you turn into, the wiser you get. What about getting older by the day, so that you will become wiser by the day? Have a swell time on your birthday, my dearest companion.

135. Buddy, today I articulate you guilty of becoming a year older! You’re thusly condemned to an life without your childhood! Life isn’t reasonable! You are not as affluent as you thought you’d be by this age, and over that you’re old!

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136. May God give you the craving to make the most of your Big Day to the maximum in spite of the way that you are more established and wrinkle today than you were yesterday. Wishing you Happy Birthday!!

137. You are my companion, and I truly think about your bliss, which is the reason on your Big Day, I pray that God will influence your bank account sufficiently fat to always put a smile in your face. Happy birthday.

138. You may be enticed to feel sad about the way that you have turned out to be older today, yet you should relax because of the way that you are as yet blessed with hair on your head. There are many out there who can’t flaunt this. Happy birthday.

139. As you age, your heart is presumably screaming, “Why God? Oh God, why?!” But mate, there is no point screaming. You’re old, and that’s true! Wishing you Hap birthday!

140. You may be somewhat disillusioned that you are older today, and rightly so. Turning into an old lady isn’t the easiest of things for a lady. Wishing you Happy birthday.

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141. Wishing you a super-duper birthday celebration. My guidance for you is this: Please makes sure to remain aware of your dentures as you blow out the forest of candles covering your cake.

142. Sweetheart, on your Big Day, I am somewhat stressed over how you are going to act, considering the fact that you have never been this old before. Happy Birthday, Buddy.

143. Cheerful birthday, bestie. I swear I didn’t see your birthday on the upper right corner of my page on Facebook! On your birthday, I trust you get everything that you pursue – including that adorable crush of yours. Wishing you Happy birthday.

144. Sweetheart, if your cash were to develop as quick your age, at that point I have no doubts in my mind that by now you’d competing with Oprah Winfrey for the title of the most extravagant lady on the planet! Happy birthday, dear.

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145. Hello friend! You must have heard the proverb ” excellence with mind”. Yet, I should reveal to you that you are a marvel with no brain. Lol. You are still a kiddo! Happy birthday to you. sending you my heartiest wishes.

146. Dear senior companion, I couldn’t purchase the candles you asked for. The light company said they don’t have arrangement for conveying 60 candles. As for the confectionery store, they said they don’t have the innovation to make a cake that can accommodate 60 candles. The fire-warriors said they don’t have up to 60 fire quenchers to convey to your birthday party. Happy birthday to my sweet, senior companion.

147. My elderly companion, don’t stress over those wrinkles, they help to influence your eyes to twinkle! I wish you long life in this planet, and may you always kiss the ladder of success. I love you, my friend. And wishing you Happy Birthday, my sweet friend!!!

148. At this age, you are a completely fledged old lady/man – there’s definitely no two different ways about that! Happy birthday, and I trust you enjoy each moment of old age.

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On your birthday, my prayer for you is that your wallet never resembles like an onion so that you don’t cry when you open it. Have a superb life, my dearest companion.

149. Happy birthday, dear. The trouble with old age is that when you get down it can be truly troublesome getting back up. Dear friend, at this age, I trust you never get down. Wishing you birthday.

150. Relax dear companion. Nobody said that, since you are older today, you are an old fossil. Have a fabulous time! It’s your special day! Old age is all one major joke until the point when it hits you squarely in the face. Happy birthday, Buddy.

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